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Miss, miss, there's a man at the back of the classroom
With a long sharp pencil and eyes like a shark.
Miss, he asked me what I liked best about our school.
And when I said, 'the dinners!' - he wrote it down.Miss, miss, there's a
man at the back of the classroom
With a big square badge and hair like a hedgehog.
Miss, I asked him what he liked about our school,
and he said he was not there to answer my questions.
He said he was just 'a fly on the wall'.
Miss, miss, why don't you tell him to 'BUZZ OFF!'
I should imagine that there are few teachers in the country who would not
echo the sentiments in this poem - that the silent and unnerving presence
sitting in the corner of the classroom, clipboard on lap, pencil poised,
eagle eyes glinting menacingly, would 'buzz off'. There can be little doubt
that the word Ofsted fills most teachers with fear and anxiety, causes
stress and illness in others and sometimes develops into a deep and abiding
dread. And the horror stories about the Ofsted inspector abound: 'she
swanned into my classroom without a by-you-leave and left without a word'.
'He stood at the front like a great Eastern statue with a face like a death
mask.' 'All three of them watched the assembly from the back of the hall
like the three monkeys, comparing notes the whole time and not smiling
once.'
Recently, on a literature course I was directing, I asked the teachers
attending to compose a poem beginning: 'Inspectors expect you to:' It is
interesting that not one poem mentioned anything positive about the process
of school inspection.
Inspectors expect you to:
plan well,
perform well,
organise well,
manage pupils well,
assess well.
challenge well,
and smile. as well.
Inspectors expect you to:
teach with care,
have books to share,
plan in detail,
let no-one fail,
be on the ball,
smile at all,
be patient and fair,
and show you care
- every second of every minute of every hour of every day.
Inspectors expect you to:
be planned,
be prepared,
be positive,
be punctual,
And. be perfect.
Inspectors expect you to:
plan extremely,
prepare endlessly,
teach dramatically,
behave humbly,
react gratefully -
and generally achieve the bloody impossible!
So Ofsted and the inspectors who undertake it get a bad press. Few
teachers would welcome an inspection but none would deny that there is a
need for an outside and objective assessment on how well their school is
doing and in what ways it could improve. What teachers would welcome,
however, is a practical and clearly written book, free of jargon and
gobbledegook, to help them prepare effectively and become fully informed
about the process itself. This teacher's guide is just such a text.
School Inspection looks to those facing the dreaded Ofsted. It is
not a 'tips for teachers' book but a manual full of sensible advice and
really useful information which will hearten teachers and encourage them to
prepare for the Ofsted experience in a positive way. The clear structure,
interesting examples of good practice, lively commentaries and anecdotes
enhance the text and make it very readable and accessible. The pros and cons
of inspection and the background to Ofsted are covered, how an inspection
team works is described simply, detailed advice is given about the
documentary evidence required and how the school's results and pupils'
achievements are interpreted and evaluated. The characteristics of an
effective teacher and how judgements about him or her are made are
considered and there is much, much more to support governors, headteachers
and classroom practitioners. What this text does, above all, is to reassure
those being evaluated that the inspection process need not be viewed as such
a frightening prospect and that school inspectors are not the humourless and
insensitive box tickers who have little empathy or understanding of the
demanding and challenging role undertaken by the teachers they are
observing.
School Inspection is a must for every staffroom bookshelf. It is a
valuable resource which will be of real interest and use for those about to
grapple with the challenges of Ofsted.
Gervase Phinn
Visiting Professor of Education at Teeside University, formerly Principle
Advisor with North Yorkshire County Council and Registered Inspector with
HMI.
See published titles by Gervase Phinn
here
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